I'm incredibly fat and unattractive. Up until this point, I'd just denied it. My friends and family always told me, "Phrozen, listen son. See those whales over there? No, the morbidly obese women you idiot. You really shouldn't be mean to them like I am, because you'll be lucky if your fat ugly self can ever get with one." It wasn't until I took Liquitherm that I realized just how right my dad was in this moment.
Fat Loss - BodyTech made big promises to me. Promises of not just 72 virgins, but 72 virgins, eight cougars, and five former porn stars. Well let me tell you something, I didn't get any of the above, and I didn't even lose any fat! Before you get in on me about the pizza I ate every morning for breakfast, let me tell you that my diet was quite solid. I actually ran the Velocity Diet for three weeks while using this (I admit, I failed to make the fourth week). I did lose weight, but not necessarily because of this.
Physical Energy - My physical energy sucked while on this. Admittedly, my tolerance to stims is extremely high and my diet had a great deal to do with it, but it was bad nevertheless.
Value - Eh, if it actually did anything it would just be average. I only purchased it because a great sale. In all honesty, I don't think any standard stimulant based thermogenic such as this would do anything for me.
Overall, it looks like I'm no better off than I was before taking this supplement. My rolls make Dunkin' Donuts look like mere child's play. My cheeks resemble a rotting pumpkin, with breath to match the scent. My...well, you get the point. This stuff really doesn't seem to do much of anything.
Oh if only I'd known better than to make fun of those BBW. Fortunately, Blizzard developed World of Warcraft just for guys like me. All the MySpace BBW love my level 60 Paladin, they really do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some goblins to crush with my massive e-sixpack.
